Hi, I'm Juliane.

I write about things that scare the shit out of me, imaginary friends, stuff I've done that makes me want to crawl in a hole, unexpectedly beautiful interactions, and inappropriately funny things.

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I know this website sucks. I'm a writer, not a designer and I literally picked the first template I didn't hate. I made my logo on Canva. This is a grainy vacation picture of me because I don't have professional headshots. But I was truly happy in that moment. That's my real smile.

Anyway, this is to say, it's finally become more important to me to put out my words, rather than make them look as pretty as possible. If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.